“See, the problem is that
God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
- Robin WIlliams

“According to a new survey,
women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful. ”
- Robert De Niro

“And barefoot or first thing in the morning,
I feel beautiful.
Because I feel like me.
I didn't always feel that way,
but I feel that way now.
When somebody just loves you,
and when you make somebody happy,
when your presence seems to make them happy,
you suddenly feel like the most beautiful person in the world.”
- Angelina Jolie

“I just wanted to capture the feeling
you get on a summer day when you're drunk
and you're rolling about on the grass
with the person you love next to you.”
- Robbie Williams

“I'm a hopeless romantic,
and very much the person in a relationship to go:
If things are going well, I'll buy the flowers,
remember the dates of things, plan fun nights out.”
- Jennifer Love Hewitt

“Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.”
- Billy Crystal

“Ah, yes, divorce ...
from the Latin word meaning
to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
- Robin WIlliams

“The thing about drugs and sex
is that you lose all your inhibitions.
I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars...
and quite a few car parks!”
- Robin WIlliams

“With love, you should go ahead and take the risk of getting hurt...
because love is an amazing feeling.”
- Britney Spears

"I don't believe in happy endings,
but I do believe in happy travels,
because ultimately,
you die at a very young age,
or you live long enough to watch your friends die.
It's a mean thing, life."
-George Clooney

“Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships.”
-Sharon Stone

"There's definitely a dangerous
feeling when you're in love..
it's giving your heart to someone else
and knowing that they have control over your feelings.
I know for me,
who always tries to be so tough,
that's the dangerous thing."
- Beyonce Knowles